when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
