I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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