Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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