Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i will never coherently bang her
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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