What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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