Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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