girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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