okay pat passed out under dana's car
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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