yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My butt remains clenched, sir.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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