So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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