Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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