that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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