You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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