Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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