lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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