My hand turned me down
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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