i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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