Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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