Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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