so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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