Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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