I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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