dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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