why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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