No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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