You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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