The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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