when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I don't think brook has ever known best
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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