they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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