She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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