i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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