Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Also, beer. Big fan.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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