whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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