Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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