god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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