The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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