So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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