Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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