I need help removing her.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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