I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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