that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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