That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
A bitchslap is in order.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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