The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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