I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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