Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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