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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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