the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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