So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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