Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
