Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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