Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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