I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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