Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I am available for nakedness
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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