Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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