we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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