Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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